There are certain things you’re able to always count on.

Limare your presenters this week, along with a special guest:Ella Mortonfrom CNET Australia.

She’s the one withhair the colour of Marsand a voice that’s the texture of fresh-bakedLamington.

Until Episode 99, kiddies.

-Rory Reid

*Unless chief sub-editor Nick Hide drunken failure Rory Reid screws up somehow.