It comes in an appropriately fancy looking 1.7-ounce crystalline bottle.

AnInstagram contest to win one of the bottlesis still active through Feb. 13.

IPC noted that high demand could cause shipping delays of 4-6 weeks.

So what are you going to give your sweetheart on Feb. 14 while you wait?

How about agiant pantsless plush anthropomorphic potato?

If that’s not love, then I don’t know what is.