Think your age at your next birthday seems daunting?

You’ve got nothing on Jonathan, the oldest tortoise ever.

He celebrated his 190th birthday this weekend at his home on the South Atlantic island of St. Helena.

(Spoiler: He’s a tortoise.

He doesn’t look much different, though he’s now blind and has no sense of smell.)

He’s now made it to the selfie age.

He’s also on the island’s five-pence coin.

His main interests are sleeping, eating and mating.

“Animals are often not particularly gender-sensitive.”